Male obsessions you should leave to the boys
Fishing. Because it involves sitting on a damp riverbank (often at night) and touching wriggly worms.
Dangerous sports. However brave you are, he’ll be so wrapped up in his own daringness that he won’t notice you.
Tedious music. Life’s too short to remember which bass player left to form some other cruddy band. And you’ll never be able to match his knowledge anyway.
Golf. Takes years to learn. In the meantime, he’ll alternate between patronising you and shouting at you for holding everyone else up.
Football. By the time you’ve watched, and then spent seven hours discussing the match, half your weekend’s gone.
Putting things in alphabetical order. Once you jam his Blur CD in under “T” (”Er, I thought it was The Blur”) you’re in big trouble.
Living a messy lifestyle. It’s your duty to drag him out of the mire; not for him to pull you in it.
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