Isn’t It Lovely?
My boyfriend wants me to compliment his penis before and after sex. What kind of weirdo is he? I feel strange doing it. Should I continue?
Answer:
Should you continue? Well, only if you don’t find repeated use ok the terms “love sausage” or “tool master” embarrassing. What kind of weirdo is he, you ask? A big one, from the sound of it. Or perhaps he’s a very small one. He might be hugely insecure in that department (or maybe he has some other body-image problem) and need all the positive feedback he can get. Like you’ve never wanted reassurance about some body part of yours that you didn’t feel so great about?
Aside from this issue, I can understand his wanting a little hyperbole about Dr. Johnson by way of verbal foreplay (something like, “My, what a large member you have—the better to blank me with”). Or that he likes a kind word or two thrown at him during sex. But this guy wants you fawning over his flesh probe after sex, too? That I just don’t understand. Why isn’t he asleep already, like any other normal red-blooded American male? Then again, maybe you’re being too inhibited. Go with it if it makes him happy—and if it doesn’t make you wince uncontrollably. After all, when you give compliments, you usually get compliments. Who knows? Maybe he’ll start talking to your breasts.
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